The Art of Approaching

(Rick Simeone) #1

“Exactly,” she said.


“You know, I don’t have an ex-wife, but I imagine that would be her response to, if she
existed.”


She laughed again. I was on a roll.


“Well, seriously, you guys want to try one?” she asked. “They’re actually pretty good.”


“I’ll try one!” said David, jumping in. She began to roll the ball up and down his back.


“How’s it feel?” I asked.


David smiled. “Actually, not bad!”


“I think she’s just putting some extra stank on it,” I said teasing the girl. “I think she gets
off massaging strange men.”


“Oh, you know it!” she laughed. “I could do it all day long...”


“Hell, you could probably make more money doing that than you could selling these
things,” I said.


“Yeah, you’re probably right!” she said smiling.


“So did you have to go to school to learn this, or are you just a natural massage baller?”


“Totally natural,” she said playing along. “What can I say? It’s a gift!”


“A girl with your talents better watch out. Some rich producer guy is going to come by
and snatch you up if you’re not careful.”


“Well, I don’t have a boyfriend right now, so that would be okay with me!” she said,
running her hand through her hair.


“Ah, see, I knew you were trouble,” I said. “Trying to seduce us poor, defenseless men.
For shame.”


She tilted her head to the side and smiled at me.


“So, you want to try the ball?” she asked.


“Some other time,” I said, looking at my watch. “We gotta get to our movie.”


David gave me a strange look on that one.


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