ROUND 1
PABST BLUE RIBBON
Cult of Chuckyissetinamental
institution. Do you think you
might benefit from therapy?
I can’t think of anything I’ve ever
done that would make me need
therapy.
How do you explain the longevity
of theChild’s Playfranchise?
What’s the special sauce?
I’m gonna go out on a limb here
and say it’s on account ofme.
What can I say? Chicks dig me.
How do you think you’ve evolved
as a performer over the course of
the franchise? Do you feel like
you’ve grown? (No pun intended.)
I’ve gotten really into improv.
Comedians come up with the
funniest s--- when you pull out
a knife on stage. But yes, I’ve
evolved. I’d like to take onKing
Learone day. AndNewsies.
What did you spend your first big
movie-star paycheck on?
Bail. And a fitted tuxedo.
In that order.
How do you relax?
A little light stalking. Maybe a
simple strangulation. And
some weed.Notnecessarily
in that order.
Are you a good cook? What’s
your go-to dish for entertaining?
Hamburger Helper, but instead
of hamburger, I use people.
No, seriously. I rarely entertain.
What’s the best and worst thing
about being famous?
The best thing? Meeting the fans.
The worst thing? Getting rid of
their corpses.
What’s the most embarrassing
thing you’ve done while drunk?
Hooking up withKatherine Heigl.
What do people say to you
when they recognize you in
the street?
“Hey, Chucky, what ever happened
to Katherine Heigl?”
DOLLS TO DIE FOR Ranking the scariesttoys in cinema ChuckyChild’s Play
1988
01 Fats
Magic
1978
02 Annabelle
The Conjuring
2013
03
ith his distinctive blue overalls, ginger
hair, and maniacal stare, Chucky is hard
to miss as he walks through the door of
L.A.’s Black bar to hoist three rounds
with EW—at least, he’s hard to miss
once you remember to look down. Not
that the only-needs-one-name movie
megastar has any regrets about his
lack of stature preventing him from, say, fully enjoying amusement parks. “I don’t
like roller coasters,” he says. “It’s hard to flee the scene of the crime when you’re
strapped into it.” Chucky’s not joking. In 1988’sChild’s Play, the “Good Guys” doll
was possessed by the spirit of a serial killer and embarked on a murder spree. That
cavalcade of carnage has continued through six sequels, including 1998’s Kather-
ine Heigl-costarringBride of Chuckyand the just-released, Don Mancini-directed
Cult of Chucky (now available on Blu-ray, DVD, and digital platforms), which fea-
tures franchise veterans Fiona Dourif, her father Brad, Alex Vincent, and actress–
turned–poker-tournament regular Jennifer Tilly. In person, Chucky is doll—sorry,
droll—company, but rumors of a short fuse prove true. The star becomes increas-
ingly irritated by the presence of photographer Jeff Minton—apparently,
Chucky’s publicist neglected to mention a snapper would be present—and turns
positively terrifying after EW asks what it is like to work with Tilly. “The woman’s
a genius,” says Chucky. “But she doesn’t want it getting out. For poker. Crap,
now I’m gonna have to kill you.Seriously.” Oof, let’s hope he’s agood drunk.
ROUND 2
BLOODY MARY
As you don’t have a birth certifi-
cate,areyoueverworriedabout
being deported?
Not really. It would give me a
chance to experiment. I’ve always
wanted to kill on an international
scale. I’m so famous here in the
States. Sometimes I miss the
anonymity, you know? The simple
things, like being able to roll out
of bed and kill someone on the
way to Starbucks.
While we’re on that subject:
How old are you exactly?
(My editor made me ask.)
Let me put it this way... I take a baby
aspirin every day. Gotta stay smart
about heart health, you know?
Do you ever wish you were a
different doll?
Sometimes I wish I was a Ken doll.
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