Entertainment Weekly - October 20, 2017

ROUND 3

“FIREBALL AND A KNIFE”

(This turns out to be a request for

Fireball whisky and an actual knife,

which Chucky uses to fatally stab

EW’s photographer.)

Uh, I guess you’re ready for this

interviewtobeover.Justafew

more questions before the police

arrive: What’s the first thing you do

when you get up in the morning?

Scrub the blood from my

fingernails. Start the day fresh,

you know?

Have you ever met Chuckie from

Rugrats?

No. I don’t hang out with babies

as a rule. And cartoon babies?

Forget it.

Which celebrity do you most

want to meet? And why?

The Biebs. So I can finally put an

end to our long national nightmare.

Howcomeyou’veneverbeena

pitchman for Chuck E. Cheese’s?

Because those animatronics freak

me the f--- out.

Whosepostersdidyouhave

on your wall when you were

growing up?

Bundy, Dahmer, the Coreys.

You know, all the greats.

Do you ever worry that you’re

giving ginger-haired people

a bad name?

Doyouever worry that you’re

giving journalists a bad name?

How are things between

yourself and your girlfriend

Tiffany these days?

None of your damn business. We’re

just good friends. Next question.

What’s your favorite sexual

position?

The Reverse Chucky. It’s my

own design. The Dirty Puppet is

a close second.

What are you packing

“downstairs”?

I guarantee you there’s no

problem. I guarantee.

Which superhero do you most

identify with, and why?

Loki. Take a f---ing guess.

EDITOR’S NOTESenior writer

Clark Collis disappeared two days after

filing this interview.

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1989

04 Billy

Dead Silence

2007

05 Brahms

The Boy

2016

06 Zuni doll

Trilogy of Terror

1975

07 Hugo

Devil Doll

1964

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Only because I wouldn’t have to

wear these f---in’ overalls anymore.

Who would win in a fight between

you and Annabelle?

Annabelle’s a showboat—all sizzle

and no steak. She can make the

lights flicker. Big deal.

How do you feel about the

Babadook becoming a gay icon?

Hey, I did it before it was cool.

How come we never see you and

Brad Dourifin the same room?

Contractual reasons. We don’t

get along.

What’s the first thing you would
do as president?
I would encourage the Senate
to bring me a plan to boost
infrastructure over the next
10 years that would result in
government-subsidized training,
job growth, and bipartisan sup-
port. I’d also make murder legal.
DOURIF: JOE KOHEN/FILMMAGIC