Reader’s Digest Australia & New Zealand – May 2019

Laughter

THE BEST MEDICINE

54 | May• 2019

tophat,puddingonmywhite tie,

puddingonmytails.”

SUBMITTED BY GEORGE KLOSS

Q:Whywasthecelerygivena

restrainingorder?

A: It was stalkingtheotherveggies.

TAK CHONG GOODMAN

Q:Whatdoyoucalla horse with a

badattitude?

A: A neigh-sayer! IVAN WASYLYSHEN

TOPPINGITALL

FredAstaireandGingerRogers
weredininginNewYork.Ginger
wasresplendentina ballgownand
pearls,andFredalsosportedevening
wear.Butthemealwasmarredwhen
thewaiterbringingtheirdesserts
trippedandcoveredFredfromhead
totoeintreaclesponge.
“I’mterriblysorry,”saidthewaiter.
“Soyoushouldbe,”repliedFred.
“Thanks to you, I’ve pudding on my