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“I was in charge of capturing my friend’s
wedding on video. The ceremony started,
and just as they were announced as
husband and wife, I realised that I had
forgotten to push record! They had to
repeat the vows all over again so I could
get a video... Oops!” – Myrnelle, 31

“ONE NIGHT, I FELL
ASLEEP ON A BUS.
WHEN I WOKE UP,
THE BUS WAS
DARK AND EMPTY


  • I WAS AT THE
    BUS DEPOT. I’D
    MISSED ALL THE
    STOPS AND THE
    DRIVER HADN’T
    SEEN ME.”

  • Natalia, 31


“I WENT ON A
COLON CLEANSE, and my
boyfriend at the time called me just to
ask what’s up. I hate talking to boys while
I poop, I just can’t, so I’m like, ‘Nothing,
really.’ He goes, ‘Do you want to hang
out tonight?’ And I say, ‘I, um, I just can’t.’
So then he’s like, ‘You’re being weird. Are
you with someone?’ Finally I was like, ‘I’m
pooping my brains out, OK? I’ve been on
a colon cleanse for the past two days.’ He
teased me for months.”


  • Ashley Rickards, MTV’s Awkward


CELEB
CONFESSION

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confessi ons


YOU REVEAL


YOUR BIGGEST


WHAT-WAS-I-


THINKING?


MOMENTS



  • Nick, 21


“I’M A KARAOKE FIEND.
...BABY ONE MORE TIME
IS MY FAVOURITE. I EVEN
DO DANCES WITH IT AND
HAVE PERFECTED THE
CHOREOGRAPHY. ALL MY
FRIENDS MAKE FUN OF ME.”


  • Caylee, 25


(^4) GUY CONFESSION
“I SHAVED
MY NIPPLES
YESTERDAY.”
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