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HOW TO START YOUR OWN RELIGION An Introduction to a Proven System That Will Help You Achieve Everlasting ...

with the same values, they behave in ways they never would when alone. Their hope amplifie ...

HOW TO START YOUR OWN RELIGION Step One: Sell Hope to the Hopeless I’ll never forget the first time ...

Yes, young one, you thought it was Mom and Dad’s fault, but it’s not their fault. Nope. And I know y ...

featured on their pamphlets.^9 “No way, man. I say we’re not taking it far enough!” one of ...

religion, it’s best to start preaching your message to people whose lives suck the most: the poor, the ...

HOW TO START YOUR OWN RELIGION Step Two: Choose Your Faith We all must have faith in something. Witho ...

Some people’s God Value is themselves—or, rather, their own pleasure and empowerment. This is narcissism: the ...

God Value. The religion built around the worship of evidence is more commonly known as “science,” ...

From the pagan and animalistic rituals of early human cultures, to the pagan gods of antiquity, to the grandi ...

citizenship is a real thing, or even that most ethnicities exist.^27 These are all socially constructed ...

coming up short, for wasting their talent, for betraying their followers.^30 Yet, there is an even grander ex ...

HOW TO START YOUR OWN RELIGION Step Three: Preemptively Invalidate All Criticism or Outside Questioning Now tha ...

intermittent fasting, sleeping in hyperbaric chambers and living off Popsicles. Also, it’s not enough to t ...

HOW TO START YOUR OWN RELIGION Step Four: Ritual Sacrifice for Dummies—So Easy, Anyone Can Do It! Growing up ...

the Bible in front of all the other kids. I agreed. This probably won’t surprise you, but I’m ...

(or grape juice) and feeding it to a bunch of people to represent the body of Christ. The symbolism represent ...

Most religious practices are developed for the alleviation of guilt. You could even say th ...

HOW TO START YOUR OWN RELIGION Step Five: Promise Heaven, Deliver Hell If you’ve made it this far in s ...

how ill-advised that God Value is. You can see this same cycle of desperation play out in all sorts of othe ...