Once Upon A Time In Carrotland My YouTube Autobiography Which I Definitely Wrote All Of

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Josh Carrott ONCE UPON A TIME IN CARROTLAND MY YOUTUBE AUTOBIOGRAPHY WHICH I DEFINITELY WROTE ALL OF ...

ONCE UPON A TIME IN CARROTLAND JOSH CARROTT Compass-Publishing UK ...

Once Upon A Time In Carrotland © Josh Carrott & Ollie Kendal Published by Compass-Publishing UK 2021 Ghost-written by Ollie ...

For Ollie Kendal, my best friend. ...

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Contents ABOUT THE AUTHOR 1 THE BURNING SWAN 2 “MUTANT BABY WILL DESTROY US ALL!” 3 MY IMAGINARY CARROT FRIEND 4 PATRICIA FEATHE ...

23 A PROPHECY IN CARROTLAND 24 THE GREATEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT 25 AN UNVEILING ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS ...

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR Joshua Daryl Carrott was born in 1988 and raised in Caterham, Southern England, and then Qingdao, Eastern China ...

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1 THE BURNING SWAN I have always felt that fairytale love stories are the deluded nonsense of a fanciful brain. Like in romance ...

say to me, “Oh darling, their story was so boring. We totally won the competition.” To tell the story, I must first set the scen ...

It was a commotion that caused everyone to run for their lives. The swan ran to the front of the museum, which got people scampe ...

An unlikely photo taken of the burning swan in Caterham, 1988. And that is the story of how my parents met. The way my mother te ...

known him all my life. A month later, he got down on one knee and proposed. He wasn’t planning to, it was an irresistible impuls ...

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2 “MUTANT BABY WILL DESTROY US ALL!” My life’s first achievement was at the moment of my birth. I weighed twenty-two pounds and ...

There was significant media interest in my birth and a photographer from the local paper, The Caterham Chronicle, asked for a sn ...

“It shocked me when I heard your first words, dumpling,” my mother told me. “You spoke so well I doubted whether it was you, my ...