The Beano 16 September 2017

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CODE CREECHER! Robot MrsCreecher hasblow na fuseand handed outthe besthome work EVER! What todo: UsingCreecher’s codeabove, can ...

T R I C K Y DICK Y ! B A N A N A MAN! B E T T Y & THEY E T I ! J J! ISLA FROM BRISTOL IS... SOBeano Yeti raises the roof! Wh ...

WORDS: NIGEL AUCHTERLOUNIE AR T: NIGEL PA RKINSON mrscreecher’s a robot! hurryup, vonscrewtop! grrr! i’m mrscreecher andi’mfreak ...

IN i am! getitdone if youwantyour daughtertoever passanother exam! shedoesn’t needyourhelp. she’llaceany test! notif youdon’t fi ...

47 secondsoflookinglater... onequicktriptotheloolater... nearby... thekidsfreemrscreecher... whyareyou doingthis?!wilburcorp has ...

Whatdo you get if you cross a bug and a dance?A cricket ball! All the JOKE bestLOLz! notso fast! activated! wait!i’ve programmed ...

SchoolRule Number275 – NO JOKES ON SCHOOL GROUNDS. Whatdoes a frog withno money say? ‘Broke! Broke!’ Whatlives under the sea and ...

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WORDS: TOMMY DONBA VA ND AR T: WA YNE THOMPSON i’mona schooltrip tothe beanotownnatural historymuseum today! phew!itwas onlya mo ...

Whatdo you get if you cross a monster and a sheep? Were-wool! All the JOKE bestLOLz! surprise! ihatchedmy ownplanwhile hiddenfro ...

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Whatdid the cat say whenhe ran out of money? ‘I’m paw!’ All the JOKE best LOLz! WORDS & AR T: ALAN RY AN i can’twaitto seeth ...

WORDS: JAMIE SMAR T AR T: LAURA HOWELL Whatdo lionssay before a hunt? ’Let us prey!’ All the JOKE bestLOLz! you promisedyour mum ...

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WORDS & AR T: LES STANNAGE WORDS & AR T: ALAN RY AN WORDS: NIGEL AUCHTERLOUNIE AR T: RIANNE ROWLANDS Ishe asunl ucky ash ...

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WORDS: ANDY FA NTON AR T: PA UL PA LMER argh!i’m goingtobe late! stop right there! school rulenumber 517d-walk, don’trun! bah! f ...

JOKE How muchchocolate do sheeplike to eat? A big baaaaof it! i love thisjoke becausei love chocolate! sometimes i wonderabout t ...

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