By ISABEL CALKINS
Welcome to the
place where
the most-purchased
sex toy is the
zapper—an electro-
stimulation wand.
In Provo, a popu-
lar work-around for
the whole no-sex-
before-Mormon-
marriage thing is
the Provo Soak,
when a man puts his
P into a woman’s V
and then stays
completely still. This
supposedly doesn’t
“count” as sex
because there’s
no thrusting happen-
ing. Sure!
In the city
of Newcastle, it’s
illegal to have sex
in a walk-in meat
freezer. Which is
probably just sound
advice in general.
UTAH
CALIFORNIA
lust WYOMING
A geographical study of all the crazy sh*t people are doing across
the country (and the weirdly crazy sh*t they can’t do...).
T h e
United States
of
weird
sex things
78 Cosmopolitan November 2019