The Last Black Unicorn

All her romance novels were like, I don’t know. She had one that was like a slave thing or whateve ...

make much money. It’s just not a lucrative business, selling dick. Dick ain’t really all that hard ...

Roscoe the Handicapped Angel In my early twenties, I worked the ticket counter at an airline. Whe ...

down your spine? Even if you don’t want to feel that way, you do. For the mrst few ...

Tiffany: “What’d you say, Roscoe?” Roscoe: “She stoopid talkin’ to youuu like dat, Tiĉ-a- Knee. Sh ...

Roscoe: “Whooooaaaa, Tiĉ-a-Knee, you look soooo hot. I love your blue eye-shad-ooow.” He started ...

One day, he asked me: Roscoe: “What yer fay-vor-it cologne, Tiĉ-a-Knee? What youu want your man to ...

don’t havva job? Youuu too good for dat, Tiĉ-a-Knee, your man gotta havva job!” I don’t know how Ro ...

do it.” His eyes bugged out, and his sideways mouth hung open. For a second, I thought maybe he was havin ...

A girl answered the door. Clearly she had Down syndrome. She took one look at me and screamed a ...

Roscoe: “Ever-buddy calm down, she my date, dis is my date, guys! Relax, okay! Relax, I see you guys lay-t ...

gonna say nothing when someone like Roscoe grabs the mic. He composed himself onstage as the DJ loaded the son ...

I wanted to curl up under the table and die. When Roscoe mnished singing, everybody went nuts and che ...

most special day evaa. I want it to be magical for us.” He started crying. Like, big-ass man te ...

and I put on ͷe Wiz, that was a good sign. And if you could sit and watch ͷe Wiz ...

okay, you don’t know what you’re doing. I’m seer-ee- us, very seer-ee-us, Tiff-a-Knee.” He smelled real ...

And for real . . . he tore it up. He straight tore up the pussy. His dick game was oĉ the chain! H ...

He took his strong arm, slid it underneath me, grabbed my opposite hip, and in one motion ...

my pussy! I got a magical unicorn pussy! I got all sweet and turned to him. Tiffany: “Roscoe, you were ...

made him call in to work sick, and I kept him at my place that whole time. We was ...