Spider Man No Way Hom Screenplay

SERENITY NOW Written by Chris McKenna & Erik Sommers ...

OVER SONY LOGO: NY 1 REPORTER (V.O.) We come to you now with revelations about last week’s attack in London. An anonymous source ...

QUENTIN BECK (V.O.) Spider-Man's real... Spider-Man's real name is... A DISTORTED SOUND VORTEX, then-- EXT. MADISON SQUARE GARDE ...

SPIDER-MAN Whoa whoa whoa. Please don’t touch her. BYSTANDER # 3 You’re just a kid? BYSTANDER # 4 You murdered Mysterio? (to MJ) ...

SPIDER-MAN MJ, I’m so sorry, but I can’t see anything with your hand in my-- MJ I’m sorry. Sorry... They swing past another jumb ...

MJ (to Spider-Man) DUDE! Spider-Man has left MJ STANDING PRECARIOUSLY ATOP THE BRIDGE! SPIDER-MAN Ah, I’m so sorry. Are you okay ...

Spider-Man and MJ PLUMMET into view behind him... Spider-Man WEBBING a grate in the sidewalk... YANKING it up... DROPPING them t ...

INT. PETER & MAY’S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM - SAME TIME (DAY) HAPPY stands just outside the door to the apartment. His eyes a ...

PETER (O.S.) I don’t know what to do! Ah! MJ (O.S.) Peter, Peter! As Happy SHOVES open the door-- INT. PETER & MAY’S APARTME ...

PETER Oh. QUEENS RESIDENT # 1 (O.S.) Hey, Spider-Man! PETER (panicking) Oh! Uh-- Peter quickly webs the blinds shut. MJ hands hi ...

PETER Oh, hang on. Let’s go in here. Peter steers May to the living room. HAPPY Is that the door? NOSEY NEIGHBOR (peering in) He ...

PETER Uh... Peter rushes to the remaining windows, shutting the blinds. QUEENS RESIDENT # 2 (O.S.) Hey, Spider-Man! PETER (sotto ...

PETER What? Peter, May, and Happy turn towards the TV. The local news is live with helicopter footage of the outside of the apar ...

J. JONAH JAMESON (CONT'D) A.k.a Peter Parker! A.k.a. The Web-Headed War Criminal-- PULL WIDE to reveal Jameson’s “news desk” is ...

EXT. PETER & MAY’S APARTMENT BUILDING - NIGHT NEWS VANS. CROWDS OF PEOPLE outside Peter’s home, holding signs and chanting. ...

AGENT CLEARY Sure. MAY “Unreasonable search and seizure?” AGENT CLEARY Get in here guys. Let’s go! MAY You are not getting in th ...

PETER MJ! (to Agent Cleary) Ah, they have nothing to do with this, sir! MAY/MJ Don’t say anything without a lawyer! INT. DAMAGE ...

AGENT CLEARY So sorry to keep you waiting. (to DoDC Agent) Can we get Ned a snack, please? DODC AGENT Absolutely. AGENT CLEARY H ...

NED (proud) And I helped him hack a suit once and kind of helped him get to space. AGENT CLEARY So, in Spider-Man’s illegal vigi ...

NY 1 REPORTER (V.O.) Stark Industries was caught in the web of the Spider-Man/Mysterio controversy today when federal agents ope ...