Spider Man No Way Hom Screenplay

MJ Who the hell are you? WEBB-VERSE PETER I’m Peter Parker. MJ That’s not possible. WEBB-VERSE PETER I am Spider-Man... in my wo ...

MJ Shut up, Ned. NED No, it’s not real. MJ Shut up... NED I mean, there’s magicians and stuff. But there’s no, like-- MJ Stop ta ...

MJ (not impressed) Crawl around. WEBB-VERSE PETER “Crawl around”? MJ Yes. WEBB-VERSE PETER Umm, no. MJ Yes. Crawl around. WEBB-V ...

Lola now stands in the room, speaking Tagalog. She points to Webb-Verse Peter. Ned translates for him: NED My Lola is asking if ...

NED Find Peter Parker. WEBB-VERSE PETER What’s the thing on his hand? MJ SHUSHES him. Ned continues to gesticulate. NED Find Pet ...

They both flip mid-air and land. Raimi-Verse Peter QUICKLY WEBS Webb-Verse Peter’s web slinger. Webb-Verse Peter nods, impressed ...

RAIMI-VERSE PETER Uh, this might seem kinda weird, but... I’ve been trying to find your friend ever since I got here. I just hav ...

Suddenly, Ned and MJ appear and wrap him in a hug. Peter collapses into them and sobs. MJ ...I’m sorry. MJ gently pulls back-- M ...

RAIMI-VERSE PETER Peter-- PETER Please, don’t! You don’t belong here, either of you. So I’m sending you home. Those other guys a ...

Peter is reeling. Struck by their losses. Their regrets. Their warning. PETER I want to kill him. I want to tear him apart. I ca ...

WEBB-VERSE PETER (a little cocky) Oh, I got Connors. I’ve already cured him once, so no big deal. (off their looks) What? It’s n ...

Everyone is hard at work. Ned rolls over to Raimi-Verse Peter. NED So, do you have a best friend too? RAIMI-VERSE PETER I did. N ...

MJ Hey, no. No, no, no... no. MJ holds his face in her hands. A pep talk, as much for her as it is for him. MJ (CONT'D) Look at ...

RAIMI-VERSE PETER Yeah. Me and... MJ. Webb-Verse Peter reacts - - MJ? RAIMI-VERSE PETER (CONT'D) My MJ. It, uh... it gets confus ...

WEBB-VERSE PETER Yeah. Me too. Okay, so now all we gotta do is lure these guys some place, right? Try to cure them while they tr ...

RAIMI-VERSE PETER Yeah. (to Peter) You can’t do that, huh? PETER No! WEBB-VERSE PETER (amazed) How on earth does that even...? P ...

PETER No way! NED Yeah! (then, sincere) And I promise you, I won’t turn into a super villain and try to kill you. Webb-Verse Pet ...

ANGLE ON a TV in a restaurant window. Peter appears live on The Daily Bugle, FaceTiming with J. Jonah Jameson. PETER The truth i ...

Mid-renovation. CONSTRUCTION SCAFFOLDING engulfs the statue. Its oxidized copper now restored to a GOLDEN LUSTER. The iconic tor ...

WEBB-VERSE PETER You know Max was, like, the sweetest guy ever... before he fell into a pool of electric eels. RAIMI-VERSE PETER ...