Once Upon A Time In Carrotland My YouTube Autobiography Which I Definitely Wrote All Of

4 PATRICIA FEATHERBOTTOM When I was six my father brought home a kitten, which I named Patricia Featherbottom. I loved that cat, ...

loves, even though it has complicated copyright issues. The changes didn’t bother me. It made sense for Jordan to curate his saf ...

“She is staying on Josh’s side of the room, not yours,” Mother reassured him. “But Patricia Featherbottom doesn’t stay on Josh’s ...

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had become infested with hedgehogs, and the only known solution was to seal all the doors and windows and fill the house with cr ...

14 PRANK WAR I moved back to London to live with Ollie. It felt good to breathe the fresh smog of London, to crack out my party ...

Then I explained that Tom was actually the little boy on TV who tended the garden with his brother. Jordan was not interested in ...

As it was our third year, the studying became more intense. We had to spend more time at home and ended up getting quite creativ ...

There must have been something wrong with the way we carefully cultivated our carrots. We went over our extensive notes again, b ...

the plate. I noticed, but the others just thought I was attempting to save on dipping time and congratulated me. It was all I co ...

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hedgehogs and I know from experience that hedgehogs have to be dealt with quickly or it gets out of hand, so naturally I filled ...

5 MOTHER’S SWORD Caterham was our home, and we had so many exciting memories there. My father would tell us fascinating stories ...

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“I know, but I couldn’t help it. I’ve found Mother’s secret hiding place!” “Where?” “It was under a floorboard, just outside the ...

15 GRADUATION University is one of those once in a lifetime experiences that we can only experience once in our lifetime, unless ...

Sword Boy’ for the rest of term. I liked it. It was the only thing anyone talked about until ‘Long Limbed Larry’ joined the scho ...

large aisle in the middle. The atmosphere was overwhelmed with a thick smoke of relief as the Death Star had just been destroyed ...

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