Once Upon A Time In Carrotland My YouTube Autobiography Which I Definitely Wrote All Of
6 YULETIDE One chilly winter, just before Christmas, (known more commonly as Yuletide in England), as icicles festively festoone ...
16 DAUXCITED Finishing university is a tricky point in the life of a young Carrott, because although I had been unanimously vote ...
“You know Father Yuletide is Mr Bombastic from church?” Mother asked. I knew this, but for the sake of Muncho I said, “No Mother ...
Peas still worked despite the action being moved from nineteenth century Moscow to a kitchen garden in Basingstoke, but Crime an ...
room, I heard whispers and scratching sounds. Someone was trying to pick the lock on the front door! I ran to my parents’ room a ...
and all the adventures we’d had together. We were both so busy at work that we didn’t get to spend much time with each other. He ...
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“I have an idea!” Muncho screamed, a little unhinged. “You and Ollie should start a YouTube channel!” “Muncho, have you been at ...
7 QINGDAO Everything seemed so perfect in our little bubble in Caterham. We had our friends and neighbours whom we loved so much ...
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Mother advised us to be open and to have fun. “Maybe when you go to your new school, you will like it a little more. Jordan is h ...
17 STARTING YOUTUBE One of the first questions we had was what on earth to call our new project? “How about Ollie Kendal and Fri ...
lives again. The May Fourth Square was the first of the many places we went to and I quickly discovered that Qingdao wasn’t so b ...
did our subscribers. Over the next few weeks we surpassed Muncho’s wildest dreams and reached not tens, not even fifteens, but t ...
You’ll see, you’ll fall in love with this place in no time.” The playground was big, and that boded well. I had always dominated ...
“Besides, lemmings don’t actually fall off cliffs; that’s a persistent and widely held misconception.” My parents weren’t convin ...
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“Ask them where all the baby squirrels are,” demanded Muncho. “What on earth do you mean?” “Have you ever seen a baby squirrel?” ...
8 LEGUMASAURUS REX The whole way through this major transition to life in Qingdao, Muncho was a stalwart carrot-companion. He en ...
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