Once Upon A Time In Carrotland My YouTube Autobiography Which I Definitely Wrote All Of

There was significant media interest in my birth and a photographer from the local paper, The Caterham Chronicle, asked for a sn ...

Over the first term Ollie and I were becoming inseparable, especially after his accident in adhesive class. Our friends jokingly ...

“It shocked me when I heard your first words, dumpling,” my mother told me. “You spoke so well I doubted whether it was you, my ...

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I gave my mother a tough time at birth, unlike Jordan. I was two years old when she became pregnant with Jordan, and she didn’t ...

12 STUDYING ABROAD Because I was studying Korean language and culture, and there’s very little of either in London, I had the ch ...

(a bug). My father had no idea how much those words have haunted my life. These days I only speak German inside my own head, eve ...

and I knew what I must do to avoid feeling so low. In order to seek my soul’s solace, I sought to see Seoul solo. So I did. I ca ...

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exciting. Just like a year earlier with Dustin Dustin, I felt like a local showing off my adopted homeland. We could not pass on ...

3 MY IMAGINARY CARROT FRIEND On my third birthday, something crazy happened to me that I finally feel able to share with people ...

Ollie preparing to board a plane in Incheon Airport with the pre-severed head of his beloved bust. My friends only spent a week ...

“Josh is three today! OHHHH...OOOOOOH.” I looked down at my shoulder and saw Muncho, a little orange carrot that talked. I was c ...

“It felt like we were in a completely different world. Coming here made us realise that there is so much out there that we are y ...

“You are not paying attention!” I was frustrated. My parents were being ridiculous. “I don’t think they can see me,” Muncho said ...

A still from Ollie’s moving 2008 video, “I Miss You Josh” ...

Having a new friend was exciting, but I was distraught and sad no one else could see him. Muncho made me laugh and laughing alon ...

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13 HAPPY BIRTHDAY Second year was over, and I headed home to Qingdao for the summer holidays. Muncho and Rex were so happy that ...