Once Upon A Time In Carrotland My YouTube Autobiography Which I Definitely Wrote All Of

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We stopped at Wendy’s and got Baconators™ and coffee. After dinner, we headed to our Airbnb, which Ollie had diligently organise ...

11 MEETING OLLIE My first lecture was on chimek, and how to review it on camera. At the time it seemed like an odd thing to lear ...

was even harder to rouse Legumasaurus Rex, who just wanted to mope in bed. The previous night he’d just found out that falafel i ...

sticks dipped in hummus (which my grandfather invented). This was huge. This was massive. This was really very big. It was so bi ...

Filming mid-roadtrip in Denver, Colorado. As the days went by, there kept being mix ups with the timings and our meal planning a ...

Ollie had lived his whole life in London so he knew it back to front, but he always carried a mirror so he could see things from ...

good idea to buy a Carrot Cake in a South Dakota Walmart and get our friend Michael Wicker to sneak up on me and slam it in my f ...

Over the first term Ollie and I were becoming inseparable, especially after his accident in adhesive class. Our friends jokingly ...

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21 AN EPIC PROPOSAL I always say, the thing about all good things is that they must come to an end. What I’d never realised befo ...

12 STUDYING ABROAD Because I was studying Korean language and culture, and there’s very little of either in London, I had the ch ...

already known, with the clarity of a high resolution photo, that she wanted to be a cook. I also liked that we had so much in co ...

and I knew what I must do to avoid feeling so low. In order to seek my soul’s solace, I sought to see Seoul solo. So I did. I ca ...

habit du jour was dropping French words into sentences when there was absolutely no need. It was so passé, just like the time he ...

exciting. Just like a year earlier with Dustin Dustin, I felt like a local showing off my adopted homeland. We could not pass on ...

“AAAAAAAAHHHHH!” cried Gabie, romantically. She repeated this several times while I gave her the flowers and sang ‘Happy Birthda ...

Ollie preparing to board a plane in Incheon Airport with the pre-severed head of his beloved bust. My friends only spent a week ...

Marrying Gabie was the best decision I’ve ever made. Ollie was pretty excited too. Gabie arrived at the wedding in a carriage pu ...