Once Upon A Time In Carrotland My YouTube Autobiography Which I Definitely Wrote All Of

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Then Ollie returned from the toilet and all the imaginary carrots disappeared like wisps of smoke upon the wind in winter. All t ...

15 GRADUATION University is one of those once in a lifetime experiences that we can only experience once in our lifetime, unless ...

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large aisle in the middle. The atmosphere was overwhelmed with a thick smoke of relief as the Death Star had just been destroyed ...

24 THE GREATEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT It was a normal filming day in late post-apple-blossom spring 2021. Ollie had prepared an episo ...

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best friend, and like a wife to you. Go in there and get your surprise gift – it is going to change your life!” As it turned out ...

16 DAUXCITED Finishing university is a tricky point in the life of a young Carrott, because although I had been unanimously vote ...

Stills from our greatest ever JOLLY episode, “Carrotland” Ollie told me to turn to page 108 and read aloud, starting from the ne ...

Peas still worked despite the action being moved from nineteenth century Moscow to a kitchen garden in Basingstoke, but Crime an ...

As I cradled this symbol of our eternal bond, I choked back a tear (imperceptibly), turned to him and said ecstatically, “This i ...

and all the adventures we’d had together. We were both so busy at work that we didn’t get to spend much time with each other. He ...

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“I have an idea!” Muncho screamed, a little unhinged. “You and Ollie should start a YouTube channel!” “Muncho, have you been at ...

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25 AN UNVEILING As sales of the book grew over 2021 , it became clear that we would be able to start constructing the statue bef ...

17 STARTING YOUTUBE One of the first questions we had was what on earth to call our new project? “How about Ollie Kendal and Fri ...

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