Once Upon A Time In Carrotland My YouTube Autobiography Which I Definitely Wrote All Of

21 AN EPIC PROPOSAL I always say, the thing about all good things is that they must come to an end. What I’d never realised befo ...

already known, with the clarity of a high resolution photo, that she wanted to be a cook. I also liked that we had so much in co ...

habit du jour was dropping French words into sentences when there was absolutely no need. It was so passé, just like the time he ...

“AAAAAAAAHHHHH!” cried Gabie, romantically. She repeated this several times while I gave her the flowers and sang ‘Happy Birthda ...

Marrying Gabie was the best decision I’ve ever made. Ollie was pretty excited too. Gabie arrived at the wedding in a carriage pu ...

new life together. I couldn’t imagine being happier than I was right now. I mean right then. Then it was now, but now it’s then. ...

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22 JOLLY At this point in my life, things seemed to be going swimmingly well. I was hitched to an incredible woman. ‘Korean Engl ...

“It is the combination of Josh and Ollie and it means happy!” My mind was blown! Fortunately, I had anticipated emotion and had ...

Ollie and me preparing to film our 1 million subscribers celebratory JOLLY episode. We soon came up with a few ideas that seemed ...

interesting to have a space which could also deal with heavier topics and sometimes it made it feel more personally personal tha ...

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23 A PROPHECY IN CARROTLAND To our relief, the new channel was doing well, and that gave us warm fuzzy feelings. Warm fuzzy feel ...

moment with my parents and my brother, my Carrott clan. For Muncho, this experience was a pilgrimage of self discovery after fee ...

pyramid (except they were carrots not humans). About 300 or so wound themselves together, tighter and tighter, higher and higher ...

Then Ollie returned from the toilet and all the imaginary carrots disappeared like wisps of smoke upon the wind in winter. All t ...

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24 THE GREATEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT It was a normal filming day in late post-apple-blossom spring 2021. Ollie had prepared an episo ...

best friend, and like a wife to you. Go in there and get your surprise gift – it is going to change your life!” As it turned out ...

Stills from our greatest ever JOLLY episode, “Carrotland” Ollie told me to turn to page 108 and read aloud, starting from the ne ...