The Last Black Unicorn

been at my house, counting my shit. Tiĉany, this is your fault. This is your fucking fault.” Tiff ...

Titus the Boyfriend I’ve had some messed up relationships, but none were more fucked up than my time ...

ͳey whipped around, looking scared, like they been caught . . . and then we all started laughi ...

Tiffany: “That’s cool.” Titus: “Hey, you smoke weed?” Tiffany: “No, I do not smoke weed. I don’t do st ...

Titus: “What? We ain’t even kissed or nothing!” Tiffany: “Yeah, but I’m just saying. If you’re t ...

Tiffany: “What? You ain’t no damn pimp! You’re a baggage handler!” Titus: “I dunno. Fake Suga Free ...

Titus: “Okay, fine . . . I won’t be no pimp.” So he got a new job working in a cosmetic ...

Tiffany: “Would you say that in front of your brother?” Sister: “Yeah!” So we got with Titus: Tiffany: “Wh ...

we were ready to break up, and I told him I wouldn’t be seeing him for a week. And now Titus ...

wheelchair with oxygen tubes, Titus would be trippin’. Titus: “Oh you want some old ass now? ...

about it, as the dude was lurking around, filming us. What can I say? It was just all fucked up. ...

hours. I just mgured he was with his friends or whatever. I didn’t need the car, because I was at work, ...

We be aight.” Tiffany: “Is you fucking retarded? I’m not going to be no welfare mom!” I did no ...

know how when somebody’s like, they want you to do something, but they don’t want to feel ...

ͳey put you to sleep for a little bit, for like ten minutes, and do the procedure. ͳen when I woke ...

Tiffany: “Yeah, we don’t have no stress no more. There’s no stress. We got a second chance.” Titus: “ͳat’s ...

get it. Why would you even do that? You just ruined my birthday. You ruined my birthday.” Titus ...

just need to mind your motherfuckin’ business and stay out my shit!” I tried to reach for the came ...

I sat in the bathroom for like thirty minutes. I was crying, because it all hit me at once. I knew everyt ...

stained tears running down my face, all that shit. I pulled myself together, and I started to drive ...