The Last Black Unicorn

him at?” Tiffany: “Why don’t you go ask him?” Now mind you, Titus came on the boat with $50, so h ...

I pulled away and gave the dude my number. Titus was pissed oĉ, but you know what, I was pre ...

Ex-Husband: “Yeah, I know. I got your phone number from a dude I know who works at Sprint. ...

our little cruise video, and it just, you know, it makes me happy. I know we weren’t on the cruise t ...

I didn’t tell him much about my dad, because I don’t know much. I just knew my dad’s ...

We still kept talking on the phone. I booked a movie in New Orleans like the next day, ...

Ex-Husband: “I’ll come see you right now.” Tiffany: “Yeah, right. You ain’t coming to see me.” We got oĉ ...

Later, he said the same thing to me. He said, “When I mrst saw you at the door, I ...

Ex-Husband: “I’m going to ny you to Atlanta so you can see my house.” Tiffany: “I don’t need to see ...

Tiffany: “So where my ring at? Ain’t you supposed to be giving me a ring or something?” Ex-Husband: “Wha ...

Ex-Husband: “I’m going to come to California, and we’re going to have the best—you’re gonna ha ...

I could have seen the signs then, if I wanted to. For example, one day I didn’t answer ...

that was so fucking awesome. I thought that was the shit. Not that I needed it, but it meant a lot to me ...

ͳen as soon as we got married, he had all kinds of demands on me around taking care of his son. ...

Then the relationship got violent. I was drunk one night, and I just kept saying over and ov ...

I threw a vicious right hand and punched him in the eye. ͳat staggered him more, I guess he didn’t ex ...

was as a person or whatever for like an hour. Finally, he got oĉ me, and he dragged me into ...

Tiffany: “That’s okay. I’ll take my Geo Metro.” ͳat thing was barely working, but I wouldn’t get rid of t ...

I ended up taking him back. He apologized, sort of, and sent me gifts, and I felt terrible ...

have been so great if you would have been there.” I was all smiling and happy. He just ...