The Last Black Unicorn

do?” Tiffany: “A boyfriend is what I need.” Dean: “How about we give you double credits?” Tiffany: “ ...

and being a mascot is not going to help me get no boyfriend, so I can’t do it.” Dean: “$50, Had ...

DJ: “Tiff, you’re amazing. Do you ever do parties?” Tiffany: “I love to party.” DJ: “I’d love for you to ...

Jewish.” She was talking about my father. He is actually Jewish. My father’s from Eritrea, which ...

Grandma: “What are you talking about child?” Tiffany: “You know, showing my mitzvah! I don’t want to be ...

can work at a Bar Mitzvah?” DJ Timbo: “I demnitely think so. She has the energy. She has a ...

Anyway, afterwards, DJ Timbo wrote me a letter and mailed it to me. Like, physical mail. It said ...

man once. I’m not even kidding. At this point, I was about twenty. I had been doing Bar Mitzvahs ...

cheering, and the party started to jump off. I let go of his tie, and we started dancing a ...

thinking the police were going to show up to my house any day now to take me to jail. And I decided ...

she sent me a big tip and told me thank you. She said they’d never seen him that happy, they ...

Laugh Factory Comedy Camp I started doing comedy at mfteen. I was getting in trouble in school, ...

Tiffany: “Wait, watch out. You’re sitting on Carmelita’s lap. She likes that, though. Wiggle on her.” An ...

Tiffany: “I was talking to my friend, my imaginary bird.” Principal: “Oh, God, again with the im ...

I would go up there every week, and I got to meet a lot of diĉerent comedians. A lot of mentors would ...

stuff. He said I shouldn’t do bathroom humor. When he said I was too pretty to do bathroom humor, a ...

Richard: “No, you’re not.” Tiffany: “YES, I AM!” Richard: “NO, YOU ARE NOT!” Me and Richard Pryor. ...

have fun. Wherever you are, thank you, Richard. ͳat meant so much to me, and to this day I ...

Bailiff: “What you got?” He took the papers to the judge, and he came back. Bailiff: “It’s not one of the ...

Judge: “What are these papers for?” Tiffany: “I’m trying to be on the news. I need to be on the news.” ...