The Last Black Unicorn

Dating Dating has been hard for me my whole life, and almost none of the relationships I’ ...

Ex-Boyfriend: “FOR REAL? You for real fucked a handicapped dude? I know you got a big ...

dude working, you could tell he was touched. He was smiling all big and got wide ey ...

Beckford and a motherfucker missing an arm come in, who are you going to fuck? ͳe motherfucker missing an ...

Ex-Boyfriend: “YOU’D LEAVE ME FOR A DUDE WITH A DISABILITY!!?” Tiffany: “No! Roscoe’s the only han ...

Ex-Boyfriend: “I bet you would.” Anytime we had an argument, he would always bring up Roscoe or some kind o ...

One was this African dude who would always bring me clothes. Well, I didn’t really date him. ...

time. We could go to a baby shower and still have fun, and we went to that kind of stuff all ...

mom, his dad was like, “Your mom was mixed, but she was a harlot.” Some English people call a ho a h ...

shock syndrome. I got toxic shock because I was using a super-absorbent tampon and I probably should have ...

belt hit me, it was like a good scratch. ͳen, when my grandma came over, I was completely deh ...

stuff. Doctor: “Does that hurt?” I would try to be all sexy and cute, and say it seductively. Tiffany: “Owww ...

trying to make it look sexy. When he came back, I threw the sheet to the side and I opened my legs ...

about, “No phone calls from dudes. Who is this dude? What’s his name? What kind of business ...

One of my comedy buddies tried to help me: Comedy Buddy: “Tiĉany, you need to just smile and don’t ...

possessive guys, because in some sick, twisted way, I think that means they care. I’m like ...

I know I’ve got to stop it, though. I’m single now. I am just going to kick back ...

The Ex-Husband I just got to warn you straight up: this story is bad. And not bad in a funny way, like ...

On the plane, I met this guy who was a cop. I ain’t even going to say his real name, it don’t matter. ...

the argument! Now, obviously he wasn’t standing there mlming us like a camera crew would do. ͳat would ...