The Last Black Unicorn

I got to work the next day, and Roscoe was there. We’d had zero discussion of how we’d act at ...

thinking bout’chu all night lass night—” Tiffany: “Roscoe, shh. Stop. We have to talk.” I took a ...

He looked at me, and his face nearly broke my heart. It was the rawest look of pain and heartbre ...

Roscoe is, Roscoe just stopped coming to work.” After a few weeks, I thought to myself, Damn, mayb ...

He was one of the mrst people I told when I decided to start doing comedy. Tiffany: “I’m about to go ...

I told her what happened, the whole story. ͳen she got all mad at me: Friend: “You never told no one ...

In my heart, I knew she was right: I couldn’t keep it to myself. ...

How I Got (Restarted) in Comedy I quit comedy when I was eighteen, so I could get a job and pr ...

I pulled Bertha aside and told her: Tiffany: “I will always be cool with you. Just don’t ever di ...

to get deported right back to Jamaica, bitch! I know you here illegally, I’m the one fucki ...

Titus: “Tiĉany, you the smartest woman I know. Please, will you marry me?” Oh, yeah—the ring sti ...

Tiffany: “No, I’m not pregnant or anything. I can’t stop bleeding. I don’t know why I’m bleeding.” It ...

Tiffany: “Why you laughing? ͳis shit’s not funny! My life fucking sucks!” She’d stop and compose herself. B ...

again, at least as a hobby. Do stand-up comedy again. It made you so happy then, why not now?” Well, fuc ...

All of it. Just from doing open mics. I started to become more happy and more joyous. I sta ...

another comedian friend, a guy, and he was like: Friend: “Tiĉany, a lot of these ladies sure is leaning in ...

Everybody in unison was like, “Yeah.” Tiffany: “Oh, shit! Nobody told me this shit!” ͳat got a big ...

I just started laughing at that, mainly because nobody else was laughing, and I was that uncomfor ...

offering me their dildos, that I was gonna do this for the rest of my life. I’ve thought about that m ...

earned, not given. You don’t know anybody in the room, and you don’t know what these people are gonna ...