The Last Black Unicorn

now, then you probably will be a world-famous comedian.” Then he read my case. He asked me: Jud ...

stand-up. Like, onstage. Sometimes, I would get to MC, sometimes do a set. At first, it was all dur ...

my friends’ houses. Homeless as hell, just traveling around with my plastic bins. ͳe ones wit ...

Family and Foster Care The Car Wreck Where do I even start with my family? I should probably start w ...

Pomona, and then to Colton. She was still trying to work in Marina del Rey after she had my sister. It was like ...

know and I don’t know?” Auntie: “Well, Step-Father knew.” Step-Father knew, and he didn’t do nothing. ͳey wouldn’t ...

how to do all that stuĉ again, me and my siblings were with our grandmother. When she got out o ...

All like that, all the time, until I was twelve. Constantly telling me I’m ugly, I’m stupid, I’m ...

Tiffany: “I’ll try. I’ll try to comb my hair.” Grandma: “Come here, I’ll comb your hair. You ...

Tiffany: “Yes, I did. Yes I did.” It’d be like two dirty dishes that my sister had put in the sink ...

that. You just never knew. “We have to go to church right now!” She’d drag your ass right o ...

Step-Father: “Look, you are mne. You’re going to make it. You’re supposed to be here on Earth. God ha ...

just my mom. He told me this. I did not know what to say or do. I did not know if I was supposed ...

asked me if I wanted my physically abusive ex-husband killed. Step-Father: “Your sister told me what ...

I was moved around a lot in that one year. By the time I was fourteen, my grandmother got custody ...

police showed up, and after talking to her, the police ended up taking her to the hospital, and diagnosing her. ...

us back. My grandma ended up taking the parenting class and doing what she had to do to get ...

Bully Girl: “Oh, this bitch is stupid. Is you stupid?” So I started cracking jokes, and I’d bark like ...

ͳe mrst day I got there, she and my social worker were smoking weed and talking about me. ͳey we ...

bathroom you’re going to be cleaning. ͳis is the kitchen you going to be cooking in, ’cause ev ...