The Last Black Unicorn

Tiffany: “Can I borrow your camera?” Anna: “What do you need it for? What’s going on? It’s 5 a.m., ...

Anna: “Tiĉany, you need to calm down. You should probably hit this weed.” Tiffany: “Fuck the w ...

I just started bawling out of control. ͳe whole tape was “Tiĉany does it this way” and “No, w ...

I was just going in on him, right? For, like, mfteen minutes, I used every curse word and ...

ͳat phrase will scare oĉ any black guy (except Obama . . . maybe). He left so fast, he didn’t ...

I devised a plan. Oh, it was so fucking devious. It was straight-up evil . . . but th ...

Tiffany: “Babe, we should, for our mrst thing together, let’s go play basketball. We should play basketball ...

I took oĉ running out of the apartment, because I mgured he might try to do something. When you ruin a b ...

Obviously, that broke us up for good. But my master plan was not over. ͳere was one more chap ...

HOUSE?!” Tiffany: “WHY YOUR SON FUCKING AROUND ON ME WITH SOME HORSE-MOUTH HO?!?! ON MY FUCKING BIRTHDA ...

Best revenge ever, right? ͳat was the end of my relationship with Titus and his family. But the ...

The Pimp Gets Pimped The day after the Charlie’s Angels Christmas, Bertha called my house, looking f ...

Bertha: “I don’t know why you’re so angry at me. I just work for him.” Can you believe this? I kept talki ...

I know, right? To be honest, though, I didn’t have no place calling her a dumb bitch. I let that ...

Boy, I was fucking HOT. I hung up the phone and went to go see my girl Anna. She flippe ...

Tiffany: “You doing these pornos. How much are you getting?” Bertha: “I don’t know what I’m ...

fucked in the ass and her pussy by two dudes, so I got her $1800 for that. I took ...

Pimp Friend 2: “Maybe Tiĉ should hang with us. She sound like the true pimp.” He called me, all ...

Jewish Lady: “No, Tiĉ. Stay. Have a glass of wine with me. I don’t really have a lot of fr ...

Tiffany: “Well, just buy some. ͳey won’t tell nobody. Just keep it on the down low.” Jewish Lady: “O ...