The Last Black Unicorn

The Long Road to Comedy Success I don’t want to make comedy sound easy, because it is NOT. After ...

doing stand-up, and I won the first round of competition. I had to go to Atlanta, and I had ne ...

ͳat’s all I could say. I could get nothing else out of my mouth. I got disqualimed. ͳis wasn’t a ...

ͳe quality of my comedy just got way better. I had more time to focus on the art o ...

I came off the stage, this lady came up to me. Lady: “You were amazing. I peed on myself. I ...

Drunk Girl: “Don’t trip. I’ll beat your ass right now, in front of everybody.” Tiffany: “Come on. C ...

Everything got settled, and I introduced the headliner. Poor guy, how’s he gonna follow that ...

leather pants tore a hole on the knee. I was trying to play it oĉ like it wasn’t bothering me, and th ...

I did the punchline, and nobody laughed, and I just was looking like a deer in the headlig ...

I started laughing. I sucked, and I still got $500 though. I might have been embarrassed in front o ...

Tiffany: “He didn’t say I couldn’t come to the party.” Tony Rock: “That look said you can’t go to ...

pounds, at least. Fats: “Yes I do, I surf.” Tiffany: “Wow. I bet you be looking like a sea lion out th ...

Fats: “Yo, if you ain’t trying to go out with me, I ain’t trying to give out no surfboards.” ...

At mrst, I thought it was just a joke, right? So the next time I asked him, he said t ...

get paid on a regular basis.” Rumpelstiltskin: “Well, I guess you gonna be headlining this for yourself ...

excited. Cry Baby: “So what did you think?” Tiffany: “I thought it was pretty interesting, it’s cool.” Cry Baby ...

But he and I were on the same club circuit at the time, and he was a bigger name than ...

again, make me as funny as possible in this one moment, so I can shut this motherfucker up. I did ...

Cry Baby: “Yeah, I see your commercials, I see you doing little shows, I saw you on Oprah channel ...

all got kids or they quit. Or it’s “I became a social worker” or “I’m a nurse now.” ’Cause th ...