The Last Black Unicorn

Amazon and Tophatter, why you got so many Groupons? Like, you’re doing a lot of Groupon stuĉ, w ...

Tiffany: “Yeah, I gotta get somebody to help me mnd a spot out there.” Friend: “I’ll help you. Shoot ...

Friend: “So many people emailing you about doing comedy shows. Oh my God, Tiĉany, you missed ...

Friend: “You need to make him commit, he needs to make a commitment to you.” Tiffany: “He a ...

I’m still sleepy, I’ll do it in a couple hours.” ͳen everybody’ll be here, and then I’ll be doing ...

madder. I was two glasses of wine in already, so I was ready to mght these ladies. I sent a text ...

sex that night, I tell you what. He thought it was funny that they wanted to fuck him. Boyfriend: “You ...

heads. Just imagine how they did you, imagine that times ten on each other. ͳeir racism, is ...

You got to get down and dirty . . . but do it classy. Get down and dirty, but do it classy. Let ...

and watch these soap operas, and stay classy, and you’ll get there.” So now I watch soap operas ...

Tiffany: “For my education, it’s an educational program.” Accountant: “For what?” Tiffany: “For guys, to ...

about bacteria and stuĉ onstage, and I have to research the bacteria, so I’m not giv ...

Queen Latifah: “Yeah, okay, well they welcome to come. Long as they got something to lose.” So ...

I got out the water, but I had been drinking so much that I was bloated, so my swimming suit was cra ...

the house.” So she took me in the house, and I just fell asleep immediately. ͳat’s right, I FEL ...

ͳey thought that shit was real funny, that I didn’t even know Jada was at the party. I guess I SLE ...

I wasn’t about to let this moment pass by, though. I immediately hit him up. Tiffany: “ͳank you, ...

“You are so good, you’re a genius.” He’s always telling me I’m a genius, so that makes me feel ...

She Ready How I Knew I Made It I knew I made it in Hollywood when I went on ͷe Arsenio Hall ...

I had a friend who got booked on the show, and he invited me to go with him. I met the ...